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After the Mob helps Peter get his car repaired, he and Lois keep trying to avoid repaying the favor. In the process, Lois offends the nephew of the Don and a contract is taken out on her life.
Chris gets expelled from James Woods High because he has the lowest test scores in the entire school. The family visits a few different institutions but none that seem to work for Chris. Lois' father, Carter, then gets Chris admitted to a fancy private academy, but he doesn't fit in with the rest of the students.
After a power outage in Quahog, Peter Griffin tells his family the greatest story every told, "Star Wars IV: A New Hope". "Family Guy" parodies the tale of Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) on his path to aid the rebellion. Along with his companions, R2D2 (Cleveland), C-3PO (Quagmire), Han Solo (Peter), Chewbacca (Brian), and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke infiltrates the Death Star to rescue Princess Leia (Lois) from the clutches of Darth Vader (Stewie). After a daring escape, the rebellion attacks and eventually destroys the Death Star.
After some convincing from Peter, Jillian gives Brian an ultimatum that the two of them need to move in together. He reluctantly agrees but is embarrassed because he can't afford the rent. In turn, Brian decides to take on a roommate, Stewie.
Doctor Hartman performs a leg transplant on Joe, giving him the ability to walk. With his newly acquired mobility, the once crippled police officer also gains a new, more aggressive personality.
Brian surprises Lois for her birthday with two tickets for a cruise. After Peter and Lois embark without their baby Stewie, he takes revenge by pulling off his life-long dream of killing his mother.
After Stewie shot his mother in cold blood on the deck of the cruise ship, Lois returned to Quahog, entering the courtroom just before Peter was sentenced to life in prison.
Stewie escapes the courtroom and along with his hostage Brian, he moves forward with his diabolical plans to take over the world. The only person in the world who can stop him is his mother, Lois.
Peter finds out that his mother gave birth to him in Mexico years ago and because she never got him a U.S. birth certificate, it turns out that he is an illegal immigrant. Peter is let go from his job at the brewery and because of his lack of citizenship, cannot find any work. Lois's father Carter steps in and helps the family, giving Peter a job working on his property. Peter learns the difficulties of being an illegal immigrant living in the United States.
It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.
Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.
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