Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.
Jerome is the New Black
Peter and his buddies befriend an African-American man who turns out to be Lois's ex-boyfriend; Brian tries to determine why Quagmire hates him.
Peter turns journalist after TMZ buys his amateur video; Peter is sexually-harassed by his boss.
April in Quahog
When a black hole threatens to destroy the Earth, Peter tells Lois he doesn't like their children.