Bookie of the Year
While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter becomes a Washington lobbyist... and his Congressional testimony causes the company to suffer a huge fine.
And the Wiener is...
Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.
Kiss Seen 'Round the World
Meg and Neil intern at a TV station; Stewie loses his tricycle to a bully.