A Shot in the Dark
Peter gets arrested and charged with a hate crime after he shoots an intruder climbing into Cleveland's house.
Peter takes his family to a fancy restaurant and falls in love with his toothpick. When Peter accidentally swallows it, he goes back to the restaurant to get another one.
An App a Day
After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.
The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".
This Little Piggy
At Stewie's graduation, Brian states that Stewie's proud moment is no big feat. Stewie takes it upon himself to try and acquire some real world knowledge. Meg is discovered by a photographer who asks her if she would like to model for him.
It's Thanksgiving time at the Griffin's house but dinner plans come to a halt as Lois discovers that Peter has eaten the turkey.
When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his "checkbook" is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really "Justin".
Our Idiot Brian
Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.
Stewie is Enceinte
Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.