A very rich Peter and Quagmire discuss the upside of money and bagels.
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After growing a moustache and then losing it in a fire at McBurgertown, Peter is given a years worth of hamburgers for free. He eats thirty burgers and in turn, he has a stroke, paralyzing the left half of his body. Meanwhile, Stewie makes a bet with Brian that he can become the most popular kid at Meg's school in a week. Using a few catchphrases to the popular kids, he's in.
When Peter gets a free gas card, the family decides to hit the road on vacation, but they accidentally leave Stewie behind; home alone, Stewie soon runs out of food and diapers, and is forced to take a job.
Lois lands a job as a Fox TV news reporter; her first assignment is an expose on a well-known liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a famous conservative radio host, she may get fired.
Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70's.
It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the local mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Over drinks, Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it, and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.
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