An App a Day
After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.
Run, Chris, Run
Chris decides to run for homecoming king and, to the surprise of everyone, wins! Lois, Brian, and Stewie fear that Chris's classmates only voted for him in order to pull a prank on him at the dance.
Hell Comes to Quahog
When Peter leaves Meg behind at the roller rink after he was supposed to pick her up, she decides to get her own car. The family heads out to the local car lot but when Meg picks out a nice reliable sedan, Peter insists on getting her a tank. Behind the wheel of the assault vehicle, Peter causes havoc throughout town finally ending with Joe impounding it. In order to buy a car on her own, Meg then takes a job at Superstore USA, which has just moved into Quahog.
Peter and Lois get a scare when Lois believes she is pregnant again. Although the test results turn out negative, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Before the operation, Peter decides to freeze some sperm, and a mishap at the clinic causes the return of Bertram (Stewie's equally maniacal "sperm brother".
Peter decides to write his own erotic novels financed by his father in law, Carter Pewterschmidt. A lawsuit involving the books leave Carter penniless and gives Peter the chance to show him just how the other half live.
Untitled Griffin Family History
When burglars break into the Griffin's house, Peter guides his wife and kids up to a panic room in the attic. Fearing that he might not survive the ordeal, Peter recounts the tale of the Griffin family history, from early man all the way up to World War II Germany.
Stewie B. Goode
A near-death experience drives Stewie to be nice; Peter's new popularity as a television commentator draws the ire of newsman Tom Tucker.
Bango Was His Name, Oh!
Stewie and Brian head out on a road trip to San Francisco to meet that man that Stewie believes may just be his real father.
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
After encountering his future self, Stewie embarks upon an adventure through time. He discovers that for the Griffins, the future holds a loveless marriage for Chris, a major lifestyle change for Meg, and a life of banal disappointment for Stewie after he chooses the path of goodness and morality. Rejecting this vision of the future, Stewie takes it upon himself to go back to the past and intervene...