The Griffins take Stewie to the hospital, fearing his arm may be broken. Dr. Hartman informs them that Stewie still hasn't had his vaccinations.
High School English
After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.
Peter and the gang realize their new neighbor is none other than the New England Patriot's tight end, Rob Gronkowski.
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
Chris falls for his new substitute teacher (who wants him to kill her husband), while Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.
Don't Make Me Over
A mall makeover launches Meg into super-stardom, culminating in an appearance on Saturday Night Live.
When Peter is diagnosed as mentally retarded, he realizes the many and mischievous uses to which he could apply his newfound handicap.
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter racks up a huge tab at Mort's pharmacy and, unable to pay it back, offers to give Meg to Mort's son, Neil, as payment. Meanwhile, Stewie develops a crush on his college-aged babysitter, but when she doesn't return his affections, he becomes vengeful.
When the Griffins take a trip to Lois' childhood home, Lois decides to finally pursue her childhood dream of becoming a model. Local celebrity soon turns to national renown and when Lois gets caught up in a whirlwind of diet pills and partying, Peter has to recruit Carter's help to bring her back to reality.
Peter's Got Woods
When Brian starts spending more time with his new girlfriend, Peter gets jealous. And when they try to get James Woods High renamed Peter gets mad and calls in the real James Woods, who comes to town, ensuring the school's name stays the same. Peter and James Woods form a great friendship, but when Peter starts to miss Brian, James Woods gets jealous and things take a dark turn.
The Perfect Castaway
Peter and the guys set out on a long fishing trip to catch a huge score, but get shipwrecked in the process and become stranded on a desert island. After a while, they're rescued and Peter returns home to find out Lois married someone else to make sure her family was taken care of: Brian.