After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.
After watching a documentary about the dangers of food, Lois decides to change the family's eating habits to a healthier one. Peter tries quinoa for the first time and his body immediately begins to reject it.
Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.
After learning his childhood home has finally been sold after his mother’s death, Peter and the gang plan on breaking in to retrieve Peter’s old porn video collection.
Peter gets arrested and charged with a hate crime after he shoots an intruder climbing into Cleveland's house.
When Mr. Pewterschmidt has a heart attack, Peter takes over his business.
Peter participates in a rodeo; Meg dates a prison escapee.
Stewie impersonates an actress to land a role in an Americanized version of a British children's program; Lois falls for Meg's handsome new boyfriend.
Brian's television pilot script gets picked up by a network, but he's horrified when changes are made to his concept; Chris and Meg accidentally knock Stewie unconscious.
When a black hole threatens to destroy the Earth, Peter tells Lois he doesn't like their children.
In their own unique way, Stewie and Brian bond after being locked in a bank vault; the pair host a series of never-before-seen musical numbers from the show.
Quagmire is stunned when his father announces he's having a sex change operation.
Peter and his friends embark on a journey to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.