The story of a family in the witness protection program who have been given their own reality show. Moved to New York city from the small town the government placed them in, they wear ski masks at all times to protect their identities, trying to live their anonymous lives on camera while attempting to avoid being murdered by the Russian mob.
"Jon" opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend.
"Jon" becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.