The story of a family in the witness protection program who have been given their own reality show. Moved to New York city from the small town the government placed them in, they wear ski masks at all times to protect their identities, trying to live their anonymous lives on camera while attempting to avoid being murdered by the Russian mob.
Several personal challenges, along with the Mirminsky's stepping things up, begin to take their toll on "Jon".
"Jon" enjoys a weekend convention for members of the witness protection program. Sergei and Yvgeny bond.
"Jon" has to deal with several major changes to his life. Yvgeny falls in love, but the Mirminskys get bad news.
"Jon" buys a sweet new item for his sweet new loft. The Mirminsky's contemplate revenge for the murder of their father.
"Jon" discovers he has an amazing talent. The Wang Cho's press "Jon" for more money.
TB gets some bad news from his mom. "Jon" asks out his dry cleaner. The Wang Cho's seek revenge for the murder of Bohai.
Jon Done Gone Nuts
"Jon" tries to take more control of his life. War seems imminent between the Mirminsky's and the Wang Cho's.