The professors fight over golden underpants while the Dean goes Prince Vultan on them.
Steve, Frank, Pony & Baby Cakes become life coaches for each other.
Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich, while Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.
In this one-hour musical episode, Baby Cakes wants a magical pet; Frank discovers why women find him unattractive; and Pony & Steve do horrifying things to prove to each other that they are good people.
It's the first day of school and Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture.
After The Dean raises tuition to 500 grand a semester, Pony must go to drastic measures in order to stay in school.
After Steve hires another history professor who coincidentally looks just like him, he immediately regrets his decision.
Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.
Ronald Reagan returns to China, IL to exact revenge on Steve, who years earlier impersonated the former president in a kid's talent show on live TV.
After the Dean loses control of the school to his arch-rival, Steve, Pony & Baby Cakes must help him regain the physical and psychological strength to take it back.