Crows have the intelligence of 4-year old humans, so The Dean enrolls a murder of them at UCI as new students.
The Mayor bans eating anchovies in China, IL, while Trump’s Kid joins UCI as its newest student.
The Perfect Lecture
It's the first day of school and Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture.
Is College Worth It?
After The Dean raises tuition to 500 grand a semester, Pony must go to drastic measures in order to stay in school.