When all of the students on campus fail their finals on Christmas, the professors must come up with a plan to re-teach them everything before New Years, or risk losing their jobs.
Frank and Steve compete over their annual "Gentleman's Bet"; The Dean & The Mayor solicit Pony & Baby Cakes’ help for a Think Tank.
Frank's anus learns to speak, and quickly becomes a world-famous stand-up comedian.
Crows have the intelligence of 4-year old humans, so The Dean enrolls a murder of them at UCI as new students.
The Mayor bans eating anchovies in China, IL, while Trump’s Kid joins UCI as its newest student.
Rock & roll superstar Kenny Winker is coming to China, IL and giving away one ticket to hang out with him on his tour bus, The Garden of Hedon.
Frank bets everyone in town a plate of cheese-sticks that he'll be the focus of the local news program's newest segment: Person of the Day.
Total Validation, China IL's newest counseling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.
Steve's dislike of The Beach Boys goes well beyond their music.
Baby Cakes misunderstands a lecture on Senator Joe McCarthy's infamous "Witch Hunts."
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