Crows have the intelligence of 4-year old humans, so The Dean enrolls a murder of them at UCI as new students.

The Mayor bans eating anchovies in China, IL, while Trump’s Kid joins UCI as its newest student.

It's Parent's Day at UCI (for faculty, not students), but Baby Cakes can't attend because he has to visit his mom for the weekend.

Frank proves his masculinity by challenging a boxing legend to a fight, while Baby Cakes and Pony battle in a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Steve, Frank, Pony & Baby Cakes become life coaches for each other.

It's the first day of school and Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture.

After The Dean raises tuition to 500 grand a semester, Pony must go to drastic measures in order to stay in school.

After Steve hires another history professor who coincidentally looks just like him, he immediately regrets his decision.

Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

Rock & roll superstar Kenny Winker is coming to China, IL and giving away one ticket to hang out with him on his tour bus, The Garden of Hedon.