By the Throat
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil.
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining, and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves.
It's Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves, or are just famous actors.
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her hump cola, while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist.