When Dottie Minerva comes down with a bad case of mono, Tina gets her shot as soloist of the Hormone-iums. But as she rehearses for the big assembly, Tina realizes that her role in the play could ruin her social status. Meanwhile, Linda strikes gold with a business plan that she thinks could make the Belchers rich.
Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise
In order to become an accepted member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's arch enemy a job at the restaurant. Father and daughter are at odds and a choice must be made.
Can't Buy Me Math
Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
The Gayle Tales
Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.
Li'l Hard Dad
Bob's obsessed with his automatic helicopter. When it falls apart, he demands a refund and disputes with the manufacturer. Gene assists Bob but things end up in a helicopter battle. Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.
Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.