Bob notices that he has started to lose his hair, his mustache hair. In a wave of nostalgia, Linda reminisces about Bob's mustache and how it made her fall for him years ago. Meanwhile, the kids create their own versions of what would have happened had Linda not fallen for Bob and his mustache.
Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.
The Gayle Tales
Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.
Li'l Hard Dad
Bob's obsessed with his automatic helicopter. When it falls apart, he demands a refund and disputes with the manufacturer. Gene assists Bob but things end up in a helicopter battle. Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.
Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.
The Runway Club
The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.
Eat, Spray, Linda
It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.
In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while taking care of a beach house in Craggy Neck. The storm is the least of their worries, however, when they are forced to take shelter with the mysterious owner of the home.
Hawk & Chick
Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, star of their favorite 70's samurai vs. monster movies. When they find out Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who starred as Chick in his movies, they engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.