Tina and the Real Ghost
Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher's basement. And when Bob realizes that an in-house ghost may increase revenues, he too becomes a fan of the paranormal entity.
Friends with Burger-Fits
Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy after finding out his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health. The two enroll in a stuntman boot camp where their friendship is put to the test. The kids make an ice rink in the freezer.
Bob enters a burger-tasting contest, only to discover that his most distinguishing ingredient is missing! To help out their dad, the kids go on a mission to find the ever-so-important black garlic.
Can't Buy Me Math
Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
The Millie-Churian Candidate
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300.
The Gayle Tales
Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.
Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.
The Runway Club
The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.
The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
Gene starts a band only to be kicked out and left on his own. After declaring that he will never play again, Tina and Louise join forces to help Gene rediscover his love of music. Linda deals with a armpit rash that has everyone disgusted!
Eat, Spray, Linda
It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.
In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while taking care of a beach house in Craggy Neck. The storm is the least of their worries, however, when they are forced to take shelter with the mysterious owner of the home.