Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
When Gene's musical doesn't get picked for the school's fall performance, he stages an underground show with Louise. Wagstaff Middle School families feud when they learn Eugene planned his show on the same night as Courtney's musical.
Tina and the Real Ghost
Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher's basement. And when Bob realizes that an in-house ghost may increase revenues, he too becomes a fan of the paranormal entity.
Friends with Burger-Fits
Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy after finding out his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health. The two enroll in a stuntman boot camp where their friendship is put to the test. The kids make an ice rink in the freezer.
Li'l Hard Dad
Bob's obsessed with his automatic helicopter. When it falls apart, he demands a refund and disputes with the manufacturer. Gene assists Bob but things end up in a helicopter battle. Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.
Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.
Tina isn't invited to her classmate Tammy's Bat Mitzvah, but ends up at the party anyway, because Bob and the family were hired to cater. Despite the invite snub, Tina is excited to scope out the BFOS (boys from other schools). Things go awry and Louise and Tammy end up missing, so, to her total delight, Tina is left center stage.
When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway (at a Burger Convention), they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. While the parents are away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of "Uncle Teddy" and does so by putting Tina's crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for - gasp - free burgers! Hijinks ensue.
The Kids Rob a Train
The Belchers take a trip on a train, and to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a "taste-off" with a snobby couple.
Gene It On
Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it's actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability. Meanwhile, during her cheer audition, Tina falls and bites her tongue, leaving her unable to speak - and a mischievous Louise steps up to be her translator.
Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. Meanwhile, Tina protests the destruction of the wharf's carousel by chaining herself to it.