Bob notices that he has started to lose his hair, his mustache hair. In a wave of nostalgia, Linda reminisces about Bob's mustache and how it made her fall for him years ago. Meanwhile, the kids create their own versions of what would have happened had Linda not fallen for Bob and his mustache.
The Land Ship
The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. Unbeknownst to Gayle, Louise has a long standing feud with her new boyfriend and will stop at nothing to break them apart. Calamity ensues as Bob attempts to impress his new buddy and the kids take action.
The Gene & Courtney Show
Gene and Courtney get their big break when they are asked to be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way. Meanwhile, Tina's attempt to play Cupid goes tragically awry when she volunteers to spearhead the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser.
Stand by Gene
When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda's competitive nature takes over during downtime at the restaurant.
Eat, Spray, Linda
It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.
Hawk & Chick
Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, star of their favorite 70's samurai vs. monster movies. When they find out Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who starred as Chick in his movies, they engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.