'A Crisis for Christmas' or 'The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon'
It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas? "How do you make a little Orpheen feel like he's got a mamma for at least one day out of the year?" Black Dynamite finds his answer in Little Orphan Arnold's enthusiasm for the impending lunar launch and his wish for a moon rock.
'Panic on the Player's Ball Express' or 'That's Influenza!'
Every year the Player's Ball - the annual international gala gathering of Pimps - tries to top the previous years' festivities. This year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train. But with Black Dynamite stuck at home with the flu, there's no telling what might go down. Bullhorn, Honey Bee and Cream Corn are enjoying the extravaganza when Captain Kangaroo Pimp turns up dead. Now every pimp and ho is a suspect.
'The S**t That Killed The King' or 'Weekend At Presley's'
When the President's plan to destroy the Black community with illegal drugs backfires, Tricky Dick unleashes his latest weapon: Special DEA agent Elvis Aaron Presley! The bloated, pillpopping, not-quite-Karate posing, King of Rock n' Roll is charged with confiscating all the drugs in the community and destroying its "ill-gotten gains." But Black Dynamite ain't going to let it go down like that.
'Honky Kong' or 'White Apes Can't Hump'
If Calgon can't take Honey Bee away, a giant albino gorilla can! The grind of running the Whorephanage has finally taken its toll on Honey Bee. To cheer her up, Black Dynamite takes her to the circus where she finds a most unlikely admirer in the main attraction: a giant albino ape named Honky Kong! Inflamed, the beast kidnaps Bee and takes her to the top of Watts Towers, where neither the old-ass Tuskegee Airmen, nor Black Dynamite's trademark kung fu are enough to rescue her.
'Apocalypse, This!' or 'For the Pity of Fools' AKA 'Flashbacks are Forever'
Back in Vietnam, Black Dynamite's "brother from another mother," LAWRENCE TUREAUD was a force to be reckoned with. That is until the US pulled out and left the man for dead. Now it turns out he's alive and cannibalizing the locals-literally slow-roasting them with his own brand of BBQ sauce. BD and Crew agree to return to 'Nam to track down Tureaud and set him straight-before the US Special Forces do. Pity the fool who will try to stop them!
'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'
A soul-food-eating contest gets everyone in the Black Community down to the summer's biggest beach party. But the party's already jumped the shark when a giant shark jumps out and starts eating people! Captain Quinton, the local old, eyepatched, shark-hunting mysterious mother#*?@#$% tells Black Dynamite this isn't just Jaws, it's Black Jaws. All BD has to do is swim out there and kill that shark, but wait, what? Black Dynamite can't swim? Oh, crap, this might be a real problem!
'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween'
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!
'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'
A busted-up Whorephanage needs repairs and busted-up whores need a vacation, so Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for R&R. The hoes party to their heart's content, and a disinterested Honey Bee gets her groove back when she meets the one and only Bob Marley! Back at the Whorephanage, all the sex-starved johns turn into horny zombies trying to hump their way into the building, but Honey Bee couldn't care less, she's not coming home! Bob Marley could be her happily ever after if not for all these assassins with machine guns constantly trying to kill them!
'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself'
When BD's old buddy, maverick "Sweet Sweetback" filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, gears up to shoot his next blaxploitation movie in the Community, everyone's excited to help out except Bill Cosby! Desperate for positive black images, Cos kidnaps the entire all-star cast and tries to brainwash them into besweatered, upstanding representatives of the black race! While Bullhorn, Cream Corn and Honey Bee fill-in for the talent and try to keep the film afloat, BD must track down the pudding-pop-pusher himself and save all of black film history!