Steve runs for school president to pick up girls (Stan rigs the election, CIA-style) and Hayley pays Roger in candy to write her school papers.
After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!
Stan Knows Best
When Stan's military discipline becomes too strict for the liberal Hayley, she runs off with her boyfriend. Meanwhile Steve claims Roger as his burn-scarred sister in a valiant effort to get some boob.
When a new set of Iranian neighbors sends Stan off in a whirl of suspicion that leads to the destruction of Francine's block party, he must find a way to conquer the foreign threat and make it up to her at the same time.
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Desperate to beat his too-perfect neighbor, Chuck White, Stan runs for the deacon's position at his local church. But will all his plans be ruined when it's discovered that one of his children is pregnant...with an alien baby...and it's not Hayley?