Tears of a Clooney
Francine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.
Stan desperately wants to send Steve to summer camp but accidentally sends him to a refugee camp. Stan turns the refugee camp into a summer camp so Steve can have the camp "experience." Back at home, Roger and Francine role-play as a professor and wife for a dinner party.
Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option
Stan hits rock bottom trying to prove he's the master negotiator when a car salesman bests him. The family suffers through poverty and demeaning jobs as a result. Roger starts a drive-in movie theater in the backyard.
Iced, Iced Babies
With Steve too busy with his girlfriend, Francine decides she wants another baby. Stan, however, does not, so he secretly gets a vasectomy.
When Steve realizes he's smarter than Stan he throws it in his face and moves with Roger to New York City to become writers. There, they quickly realize they're short on street smarts when they fall in with the pretentious hairdresser, Mr. Beauregard. Meanwhile, we catch a glimpse of the lives' of the squirrels living in the Smith's backyard.
Bush Comes to Dinner
President Bush comes to dinner when Stan wins an essay-writing contest. Hayley is determined to bring down the presidency after Roger accidentally gets Bush drunk. Meanwhile, Roger thinks he's found Osama bin Laden.
American Dream Factory
Stan chases his dream of making a fortune and living the American dream by selling holiday teddy bears. When business takes off Stan hires illegal immigrants to help him, but INS quickly starts breathing down his neck. Meanwhile, Steve starts a band with his friends, only to have Roger usurp him as the lead.