Tears of a Clooney
Francine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.
Stan desperately wants to send Steve to summer camp but accidentally sends him to a refugee camp. Stan turns the refugee camp into a summer camp so Steve can have the camp "experience." Back at home, Roger and Francine role-play as a professor and wife for a dinner party.
The American Dad After School Special
Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.
Dungeons & Wagons
Stan gets mixed up in street racing to put some excitement back in his marriage. After Hayley breaks up with Jeff Fischer he becomes videogame pals with Steve. In an attempt to get Jeff back, Hayley kills Steve's beloved videogame character.
Iced, Iced Babies
With Steve too busy with his girlfriend, Francine decides she wants another baby. Stan, however, does not, so he secretly gets a vasectomy.
Of Ice and Men
Stan's competitive streak is unleashed when he and Francine start ice dancing together. Stan dumps Francine to compete with Roger. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get a mail order Russian bride.
When Steve realizes he's smarter than Stan he throws it in his face and moves with Roger to New York City to become writers. There, they quickly realize they're short on street smarts when they fall in with the pretentious hairdresser, Mr. Beauregard. Meanwhile, we catch a glimpse of the lives' of the squirrels living in the Smith's backyard.