Black Mystery Month
While researching a school paper, Steve happens upon the symbol of a mysterious order that protects a secret about the origins of peanut butter. Together with Stan he sets out to unravel this mystery. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley play a marathon game of Jenga.
An Apocalypse to Remember
Stan mistakes a routine drill at work for the end of the world and rushes his family into the middle of nowhere to protect them. But when he realizes it's not the end of the world, he doesn't want to risk being called a "boob" so he keeps the charade going. Meanwhile, Roger joins JDate so he can have a wedding and get a new blender as a gift.
Four Little Words
Despite Francine's objections, Stan insists she set her friend up on a date with Bullock. When things go wrong and Bullock accidentally kills Francine's friend, Stan goes to incredible lengths to avoid hearing her tell him "I told you so." Meanwhile, Roger gets a prosthetic nose and is mistaken for Kevin Bacon.
The Vacation Goo
The Smiths find out that their outstanding family vacations have only been experiences in virtual reality. Stan vows to redeem himself by taking the family on a cruise, but when they are stranded on a remote island, things get out of hand.
I Can't Stan You
Stan drives himself crazy worrying about the neighborhood's opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.