When Steve realizes he's smarter than Stan he throws it in his face and moves with Roger to New York City to become writers. There, they quickly realize they're short on street smarts when they fall in with the pretentious hairdresser, Mr. Beauregard. Meanwhile, we catch a glimpse of the lives' of the squirrels living in the Smith's backyard.
Bush Comes to Dinner
President Bush comes to dinner when Stan wins an essay-writing contest. Hayley is determined to bring down the presidency after Roger accidentally gets Bush drunk. Meanwhile, Roger thinks he's found Osama bin Laden.
American Dream Factory
Stan chases his dream of making a fortune and living the American dream by selling holiday teddy bears. When business takes off Stan hires illegal immigrants to help him, but INS quickly starts breathing down his neck. Meanwhile, Steve starts a band with his friends, only to have Roger usurp him as the lead.
Black Mystery Month
While researching a school paper, Steve happens upon the symbol of a mysterious order that protects a secret about the origins of peanut butter. Together with Stan he sets out to unravel this mystery. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley play a marathon game of Jenga.
An Apocalypse to Remember
Stan mistakes a routine drill at work for the end of the world and rushes his family into the middle of nowhere to protect them. But when he realizes it's not the end of the world, he doesn't want to risk being called a "boob" so he keeps the charade going. Meanwhile, Roger joins JDate so he can have a wedding and get a new blender as a gift.
Four Little Words
Despite Francine's objections, Stan insists she set her friend up on a date with Bullock. When things go wrong and Bullock accidentally kills Francine's friend, Stan goes to incredible lengths to avoid hearing her tell him "I told you so." Meanwhile, Roger gets a prosthetic nose and is mistaken for Kevin Bacon.