An homage to "Goodfellas." In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody", Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all the power.
Dope and Faith
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but the friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard, but the plan backfires.
Big Trouble In Little Langley
Francine's Chinese, adoptive parents drop in. Stan can't stand them and tries to find Francine's real parents. When it becomes obvious they are selfish people who gave up Francine because she would cramp their lifestyle, Stan makes a detour and never introduces them to Francine. He has a new found appreciation of his in-laws.
Stan, unhappy with the decisions Hayley is making for herself, decides to set her up with a proper husband. He gets her to go along by using her "activation word" which was ingrained in her.
At a poker game with Roger and a couple of work friends, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. He was taunted so badly by the first enemy spy he was supposed to kill, that he couldn't do it.
I Can't Stan You
Stan drives himself crazy worrying about the neighborhood's opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.