Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride.
May the Best Stan Win
As Valentine's Day approaches...a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."
Stan agrees to renew his wedding vows in an elaborate ceremony (coordinated by Roger) as a gift to Francine for their 20th anniversary. But when Stan reveals that he only married Francine for her looks, Francine quits her exercise and beauty regimen. Unable to stomach Francine's new appearance, Stan has his retinas removed by the CIA scientists. Now Francine must care for Stan while he gets to know the real Francine. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve look for an anniversary present.
When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.