The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.
Fight and Flight
Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.
Ninety North, Zero West
The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.
Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
Steve runs for school president to pick up girls (Stan rigs the election, CIA-style) and Hayley pays Roger in candy to write her school papers.
After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!
Stan Knows Best
Hayley comes home with her hair dyed green, much to the dismay of Stan, who decides to cut it off while she is sleeping. To get Stan back, Hayley moves into her boyfriend's van and gets a job as a waitress at a strip club.
Roger's death leaves the entire family strained as Francine loses her faith and Stan struggles not to lose his manhood.
When a new set of Iranian neighbors sends Stan off in a whirl of suspicion that leads to the destruction of Francine's block party, he must find a way to conquer the foreign threat and make it up to her at the same time.
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Desperate to beat his too-perfect neighbor, Chuck White, Stan runs for the deacon's position at his local church. But will all his plans be ruined when it's discovered that one of his children is pregnant...with an alien baby...and it's not Hayley?
Bullocks to Stan
Hayley dumps Jeff and dates Bullock. Stan withholds his objections in order to get a promotion.
A Smith in the Hand
Steve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile Roger opens a bar in the attic.