A Smith in the Hand
Steve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile Roger opens a bar in the attic.
Stan of Arabia Pt. 1
Stan gets stationed in Saudi Arabia and learns to love the Saudi lifestyle. Meanwhile Hayley falls for a Saudi guy and Roger becomes a prince's concubine.
Steve writes a novel based on Roger and becomes famous. His parents try to exploit his fame and wealth for personal gain, leading to Steve divorcing himself from them. Meanwhile, Roger tries to kill Steve after realizing how unflattering his books are.
Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
Francine tries to join an organization to feel accepted, only to discover she must cheat on Stan to become a member. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger fight over the attention of an adorable little dog, and Hayley locks Steve and Klaus in her closet.
One Little Word
When Stan becomes Bullock's new "Number One," Francine, much to her dismay, becomes Bullock's new babysitter. Francine soon gets fed up with caring for Avery Jr. and convinces Stan to rescue Bullock's wife who is being held by terrorists. Stan reunites Bullock with his wife Miriam, but is then enlisted by Bullock into taking care of Bullock's mistress, Coco. Now Stan must find a way to balance a romantic weekend with Francine while taking care of a needy Coco.