A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.
It's Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.
Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.
In order to have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.
Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.
Suspicious about Hayley's mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make Stan an internet celebrity.
When Steve gives the family better Christmas gifts than Stan, Stan goes to great lengths to regain his title of "King of Presents."
When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town.
After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
After hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.
Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.
Every year on Francine's father's birthday, Francine and Stan have an argument about moving Francine's parents to town.
The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.
As Valentine's Day approaches...a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."
Stan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.
When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
After concluding that Steve is too passive, Stan begins to bully him; Reggie asks Hayley out on a date.
Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.
It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.