After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!
Stan Knows Best
When Stan's military discipline becomes too strict for the liberal Hayley, she runs off with her boyfriend. Meanwhile Steve claims Roger as his burn-scarred sister in a valiant effort to get some boob.
After a forgotten anniversary leads Stan to submit Francine for memory erasure at the CIA, she reverts twenty years back instead of twenty minutes, becoming once again the wild child she used to be.
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Desperate to beat his too-perfect neighbor, Chuck White, Stan runs for the deacon's position at his local church. But will all his plans be ruined when it's discovered that one of his children is pregnant...with an alien baby...and it's not Hayley?
Bullocks to Stan
Hayley dumps Jeff and dates Bullock. Stan withholds his objections in order to get a promotion.
A Smith in the Hand
Steve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile Roger opens a bar in the attic.