We're not advocating that you advance any sort of physical relationship with any animal. The taboo subject matter expressed in the Mike Tyson episode embedded above is for entertainment purposes solely, and should not be considered a prompt to fondle your pet parakeet or most birds in general.

That said... if you find yourself titillated by the notion of getting it on with Pigeon, don't be too hard on yourself. Pigeon is one smooth-talking bird who could surely satisfy your every carnal desire. Think of it: being straight up dominated by this feathery winged-creature, who coos lustily in the voice of Norm MacDonald. That's a recipe for bed sweat, plain and simple.

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