The Taint Foolin' Around
The Downward Handbanana
The Stuck-With-Comcast Power Thrust
The Pick Me Up, I'm A Hairy Baby
The G-Men-Missed-The-Playoffs Flop
Seeking sensual bliss? Allow Carl to teach you the ancient art of folding into hot, sexy shapes. If these poses don't bring about thundering orgasms, clearly the problem is you. Go back to Reddit, you pasty dope.
The Taint Foolin' Around
The Downward Handbanana
The Stuck-With-Comcast Power Thrust
The Pick Me Up, I'm A Hairy Baby
The G-Men-Missed-The-Playoffs Flop