Your back windshield isn't just there to keep wind from coming into the back of your car; it's a place for you to tell fellow motorists a little bit about yourself. The format may be constrictive, but until we're able to post status reports directly to our rear bumpers (fingers crossed everybody, am I right?) it'll just have to do. And what better way than with quaint, pre-social-media stick figures?
1. The Loner
2. Family With "Aunt"
3. The Woman Who Loved Cats
4. The Black Sheep
5. Nudists
6. The Alky
7. The "You'll Never Forget Me"
8. The Feisty Pet
9. Arkansas Loving Family

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