Video Gamer Dating
(videogamerdating.com)
As the two paid models on the site clearly demonstrate, this network caters to lonely romantics who are deeply addicted to gaming, and who refuse to flirt under any circumstance that does not involve refusing to pay attention to each other. In the words of the site itself, “Should we really have to stop playing just to satisfy our loved ones?” Don’t worry, VideoGamerDating.com users . . . the odds are very, very good that you won’t ever have to worry about such a nagging problem.
Single Booklovers
(singlebooklovers.org)
Is it a wish of yours to combine all the sexual passion of your local library with the awkwardness of an on-line forum discussion? Friend, are you ever in luck! One thing’s for sure, the passion these single readers feel for books is completely sincere - they were clearly way too busy reading to pay any attention to the design of their jam-packed, eye-glazing home page.
MaiOtaku
(maiotaku.com)
MaiOtaku’s advanced matchmaking system selects potential partners based on their favorite styles of anime and manga. In this way, you’ll be guaranteed to find someone whose primary skill is dressing as a pink-haired alien who never leaves the house.
“Expect to enter a brand-new world of colorful romantic encounters, provided that the color is neon green.”
Vampire Lestat Dating
(vampirelestat.com)
This network’s esteemed webmaster has many impressive vampiric credentials. Some of these credentials include being a member of “the ancient Bloodmoon Clan Music Guild” and once having a West Virginia Mothman “land” on his steel roof and begin “pounding.” Those are some impressive credentials, and if they don’t get your heart racing, that’s because it’s not supposed to - you’re a vampire, remember?
CyberGoth Dating
Owned and operated by the same mind behind the Vampire Lestat site, but with two major differences: the prominence of neon green and the audio introduction that sounds as if an alien is attempting to talk you out of an erection. It works. Expect to enter a brave-new world of colorful romantic encounters, provided that the color is neon green.
Vampire Rave
(vampirerave.com)
Vampire Rave stakes its claim as “a home for real vampires across the globe.” Now the world’s lonely vampire community has a forum in which to share their first-hand accounts of how frequently their friends and neighbors roll their eyes when - oh god, we just caught that unintentional “stake” pun. We are so sorry, that is incredibly disrespectful.
“Who can deny the exotic allure of a desperate woman who only vaguely understands your language?”
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