You cannot escape Ryan Gosling right now. And with abs like these, who would want to, am I right? You know the man behind the abs. Now let's get to know the abs in front of the man with this ab-solutely ab-ulous breakdown!

TOP DOG

The top right segment probably gets more attention than any other part of Ryan Gosling's stomach and it shows. Proud, prancing, full of life and bordering on pompous at times, Top Right is the first ab you'd see if you were reading Ryan Gosling's stomach like a sentence with eight perfectly-chiseled words.

"THE TALENTED ONE"

He's given to occasional dark moods, but when it comes time to express forlorn resignation or playful but intense intimacy, Upper Middle Right shines through.

"TOBY T."

"THE FLIRT"

Lower Right can be a bit of a turn-off, indelicately referring to himself as the ab that gets the most face-time with "Gosling's Tosslings," a highly-disputed nickname that Lower Right has bestowed on Ryan's genitals.

"THE NICE ONE"

Just as content to be reading a book and relaxing with the external obliques as reaching for glory as buttons fall open deliciously on the dance-floor, Top Left has been voted "Most Likely to be a great BRGAFF (Best Ryan-Gosling-Ab-Friend-Forever)" by fans.

"THE BAD BOY"

He might not get along with the rest all the time but they know he's got their backs when it comes time to stop a street painter fight or make asking a girl on a date while hanging from a ferris wheel feel plausible.

"LOWER MIDDLE LEFT"

Well-known to be Eva Mendes' favorite ab, you won't catch Lower Middle Left bragging about it. He's the bashful one.

"THE WILD CARD"

Lower Left has fairly serious emotional issues. The rest of Ryan Gosling's abs are very protective of Lower Left and make sure to include him in every ab-related activity.

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