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#9. Sassy Belle

We really hope they post a scene of Beauty reacting to the Beast's whole I'll-imprison-you-until-you-fall-victim-to-Stockholm-Syndrome ploy for true love.

#8. Solved Unsolved Mysteries

Cracked again wields the power of the Internet to disappoint hippies.

#7. Jazz Cows

Hey, look. They found an audience that doesn't run away when they hear Dixieland jazz. Way to branch out, The New Hot 5.

#6. Fudge Rescue

We've been arguing that bear-punching is safe for years. Finally, a little support.

#5. Arnold Snubs Shatner

Have to have at least one inconsequential celebrity-related tidbit that, despite adding no value to your life/day/hour/minute is captivating and, somehow, rewarding.

#4. Superman FB

Superheroes using social media. Slightly more ridiculous than normal adults using social media.

#3. Louis CK Through the Years

Watch them all and you can act like you've been following Louis CK all along.

#2. Fall Movie Preview

Some good, old-fashioned previews from info powerhouse IGN. How is Fall shaping up? Look, we haven't had time to read everything yet. So back off with all the questions.

#1. Loris Loris Loris

Okay, look, so it's not the greatest thing ever and you have to put up with that Drowning Pool song made popular/hated by every other action trailer since 2001. But it features a slow loris. And the loris has heretofore not gotten nearly enough attention.

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