Best time-wasters from the week of Thanksgiving, 2011.
#12. 5 Thanksgiving Disasters You're Probably Not Prepared For
On the off chance you're the one preparing Thanksgiving dinner, here's a handy guide on preventing a miniature Jonestown.
#11. Fall 2011 Best Gaming Season Ever
The thesis is sound; we haven't seen or heard from our development department in three weeks.
#10. Worst Black Friday Commercial Ever
The Venn Diagram of people who enjoy Rebecca Black parodies and people who enjoy shopping at Kohl's is basically just a circle.
#9. TWINKIES project
Affordable, educational entertainment for the bored chemistry major in your family.
#8. Code-based Egg Nog Recipe
Recommended uses: Holiday greeting card, dinner table seating placard, virgin alarm.
#7. 11 Deep Questions About Thanksgiving, courtesy of Yahoo Answers
All of which would be adorable coming from a four-year-old, but the "selling drugs" and "husband's ex" references tip the median age and IQ to around 40.
#6. Pro/Con List: Coffee
Presented knowing full well that only the "Pros" are going to make a dent, you smug addict.
#5. White Castle Thanksgiving Stuffing Recipe
Void in the South, the West Coast, most of the Midwest, any place north of White Plains. You know what? Forget it. Just buy the stuff that comes in a box.
#4. Awkward Pet/Family Portrait
There's not enough hiding room underneath the couch for both you and the dog. Stake your territory early this year.
#3. The 8 People You'll Talk to at Thanksgiving
Not included on this list: the ex-girlfriend you broke up with years ago that your parents always seemed to like better than you.
#2. Bloody Cutting Boards
What better way to send a subtle hint across the dinner table to that loud-mouthed cousin?
#1. 5 Black Friday Myths the Media Wants You to Believe
Just in case you need any more ammunition to stay in bed Friday morning.
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