Best time-wasters from the fourth week of January 2012.
#15. Concert Violinist Volleys Ringtone
This was followed by a stunning rendition of Vivaldi's "Car Horn Playing La Cucaracha"
#12. Star Wars Art Show
This is only the second best display of Star Wars fan creativity in this list, despite the amazing "Gentleman Jabba" piece.
#11. When Harry Met Sally Diner Scene Mashup
The history of the cinema is way, way sexier than we remembered.
#9. The Avengers Shouldn't Text
Nice to see that the eager fanbase hasn't wasted any time ramping up the Tony/Steve ship humor. That should tide 'em over until the new Hobbit comes out.
#7. Thousand Arm Dance
We think this is either her mating dance or a territorial display of dominance.
#4. Mortal Kombat: Behind the Scenes (1992)
A kid at the playground told us there was a way to turn on "extra blood" in this making-of, anybody know how?
#2. PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bagels
This version resonates much more successfully with our actual excitement level for pizza bagels.
#1. Im Da Bes
Take note from this: if you're going to make wild claims about your status, always provide visual aids. A sun wearing sunglasses is a good start.
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