Adult Swim: 15 Internet Treasures for February 17th

#15. Things I found in My Boyfriend's Old Journal

This is why you should never throw anything away. Someone may eventually find it and make fun of it. Don't take that away from us.

#14. Animal Mash-ups

We should really get that interspecies dating site up and running. It's gonna be awesome.

#13. Dads on Vacation

Dads know how to have fun. If you don't like it, that is not their problem.

#12. All 22 Bond Intros at Once

Look, they don't all have to mean something or be entertaining. Sometimes you just to send things along because they're out there and somebody made them. There's nothing wrong with that.

#11. The Metal Detector

So few suggestions are this helpful and to-the-point.

#10. 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode

Now, granted, Doc Brown's head was always on the explodey side.

#9. Heartwarming Disney Montage

Enjoy Disney doing what it does best, making you feel good about things that, at their heart, probably aren't very good for a variety of reasons.

#8. Nicholas Cage is Not a Vampire

Okay, fine, fine. But there are so many more questions that need answering by Nicholas Cage. Really, this explains nothing.

#7. How To Bowl a Strike

Thought you might like something that's actually kind of useful. Then we found this thing on bowling instead.

#6. Tim and Eric on the Local News

You just can't escape these guys. They're pretty agile for their size.

#5. 8 Greatest Nerdy Marriage Proposals

It's Valentine's time. That is our excuse.

#4. Breaded Cats

Look me in the eye and tell me that a cat doesn't make sticking its head through a hole in a piece of bread dignified. See? You can't.

#3. Cats As Fonts

Yeah, we know. You're thinking the cat thing is going to have to stop at some point. Don't take off your seatbelt just yet, Gladys.

#2. Eisenhower Met With Aliens

Yes, it's the second "famous people with aliens" link in two weeks. Could this "famous people with aliens" be the next "cats do something, anything really" of the Treasures lists? We'll keep you posted.