I Lost 200 Pounds, Gained 300 Pounds, Lost 129 Pounds, Gained 1 Pound...
You know, when I look at those old pictures of myself before I lost 200 pounds, gained 300 pounds, lost 129 Pounds, gained 1 pound, became the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, lost 40 pounds, ran the company into the ground, and lost 20 pounds, I can hardly believe it was me. To this day, friends, family—heck, even people off the street—come up to me and ask, "John, how'd you do it? How did you lose 200 pounds, gain 300 pounds, lose 129 pounds, gain 1 pound, become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, lose 40 pounds, run the company into the ground, lose 20 pounds, and get washboard abs in just 30 days?" And I tell them all the same thing:
It was easy! So easy, in fact, that adults, seniors—even kids—can do it!
Hey, I was skeptical too when I first heard that someone like me could lose 200 pounds, gain 300 pounds, lose 129 pounds, gain 1 pound, become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, lose 40 pounds, run the company into the ground, lose 20 pounds, get washboard abs, flip $300,000 worth of real estate, gain 9 pounds and declare bankruptcy in just 30 days. But I was sick of living paycheck-to-paycheck, and I knew I needed to make a change.
And wow! I started to see results immediately!
With the easy-to-follow, step-by-step losing-200-pounds-gaining-300-pounds-losing-129-pounds-gaining-1-pound-becoming-the-CEO-of-a-Fortune-500-company-losing-40-pounds-running-the-company-into-the-ground-losing-20-pounds-getting-washboard-abs-flipping-$300,000-worth-of-real-estate-declaring-bankruptcy-gaining-9-pounds-making-delicious-preservative-free-beef-jerky-for-my-family-not-being-able-to-get-up-the-stairs-in-my-own-home-gaining-4-pounds-having-more-energy-and-losing-40-pounds-in-just-30-days process, I could tell after the first week I was already well on my way to losing 200 pounds, gaining 300 pounds, losing 129 pounds, gaining 1 pound, becoming the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, losing 40 pounds, running the company into the ground, losing 20 pounds, getting washboard abs, flipping $300,000 worth of real estate, declaring bankruptcy, gaining 9 pounds, making delicious, preservative-free beef jerky for my family, not being able to get up the stairs in my own home, gaining 4 pounds, having more energy, losing 40 pounds, storing bulky items, not being able to store bulky items, getting out of credit card debt, and gaining 2 pounds in just 30 days.
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Now, were there times when I thought I wouldn't be able to lose 200 pounds, gain 300 pounds, lose 129 pounds, gain 1 pound, become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, lose 40 pounds, run the company into the ground, lose 20 pounds, get washboard abs, flip $300,000 worth of real estate, and declare bankruptcy, make delicious, preservative-free beef jerky for my family, not be able to get up the stairs in my own home, gain 4 pounds, have more energy, lose 40 pounds, store bulky items, not be able to store bulky items, get out of credit card debt, gain 2 pounds, chop an onion without the tears, have way too much clutter, be able to read in low light, not be able to prevent slips, trips and falls, get tough stains out of bathroom grout, pay for my funeral expenses, hem my own skirts in seconds, gain .0089 pounds, trade my gold in for cash, not be able to get rid of space-wasting kitchen appliances that only do one thing, fix small scratches in my car's finish, read at a rate of 300 words per minute, lose 99,000,000 pounds, make perfect rotisserie chicken in just 90 minutes, gain 3.141592 pounds, learn to speak Italian, Spanish or Chinese, not be able to remove tough stains using the power of oxygen bubbles, and lose 22,000 pounds in just 30 days?
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