• 5.
    The Hankinator is probably going home with the Deaninator tonight.
  • 4.
    Only a virgin would fail to notice that twenty bucks for a Roman Holiday is a TOTAL BARGAIN.
  • 3.
    When hitting on members of the opposite sex, it is absolutely imperative that you can make the distinction between "feigning disinterest" and "100% actual honest-to-God-leave-me-alone disinterest".
  • 2.
    If delivered with the correct amount of confidence, the "penguin organ" line has been known to actually work.
  • 1.
    "Sorry, Coach, I can't get out of the water just yet. The Apaches are back."