• 10.
    If you have a Pussy Wagon filled with sardines and litter, you're missing the point.
  • 9.
    The "10 and 2" position is Dr. Girlfriend's favorite.
  • 8.
    Never take love advice from a dude in a neckerchief.
  • 7.
    If a guy tells you he has a long-distance relationship with a girl in the Torrid Zone, he's probably lying.
  • 6.
    Fortunately, the boys can remain technical virgins in prison.
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