On some parallel planet, "Col. Hunter Gathers and the Invisible Revolution" is the most popular show on television. We want to visit that world.

Close your eyes and pretend Orpheus, Mace Windu, and Master Shake have formed a supergroup.

Pete and Billy go together like honey mustard and french fries. You wouldn't necessarily think of putting a heavily injured hydrocephalus-suffering boy genius and a New Wave albino together, but once you have you want to eat them that way all the time. Or maybe we mixed the metaphor too far.

The only way in which Brock and hard core fanboys are in any way similar is that none of them will ever be able to have sex with Molotov.

21 and 24 wear winged costumes, answer to a super villain and live in his secret hideout. In other words, they're pro fanboys, living the dream.