• 10.
    The Master
    Telling off know-it-alls like Dr. Orpheus? Sounding like Jon Benjamin? Licking his own genitals? The Master is pretty much the best teacher ever.
  • 9.
    King Gorilla
    King Gorilla may well be the best love-sick, talking, raping gorilla since Dr. Zaius.
  • 8.
    The Original Team Venture
    We have a thing for Scottish brogues and born-again fish.
  • 7.
    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
    Ignore this entry!
  • 6.
    Dr. Impossible
    How big of an ass do you have to be to have not only your colleagues turn against you, but also your entire extended family? Luckily, Dr. Impossible can expand to accommodate such levels of ginormus dickitude.
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