Telling off know-it-alls like Dr. Orpheus? Sounding like Jon Benjamin? Licking his own genitals? The Master is pretty much the best teacher ever.

King Gorilla may well be the best love-sick, talking, raping gorilla since Dr. Zaius.

We have a thing for Scottish brogues and born-again fish.

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How big of an ass do you have to be to have not only your colleagues turn against you, but also your entire extended family? Luckily, Dr. Impossible can expand to accommodate such levels of ginormus dickitude.