• 5.
    Actually, supervillainy might be the most plausible explanation for Klaus Nomi's career.
  • 4.
    The real mystery is how bad that van must stink. Wet dogs, stale cigarettes and old radicals don't sound like an appealing aroma combination.
  • 3.
    This might be the best monologue about love delivered to someone sitting in poop water.
  • 2.
    We never understood the whole fascination with twins thing. Sure, you get two girls at once, but they're sisters and you have to carry that horrible incest-y awfulness with you for the rest of your life.
  • 1.
    You have to save number one for a being so powerful you can feel his voice in your chodeys.