Studies show that children of alcoholics are four times more likely than other children to become alcoholics. In addition, children of super scientists are four to five times more likely than other children to become dead. And one hundred to four hundred times more likely to have backup clones of themselves preserved in liquid.

• 10.

  Dr. Venture Has the Talk With Dean

  They've actually stopped using the "GI Joe Banging a Clown" demonstration in the public schools. But that's why home schooling is so important.
• 9.

  Hank's Big Change

  There is no Mary Lou Retton in this dojo.
• 8.

  Muggy-Mum-Mummy

  You should approach a mummy with caution the first time you go in to pet it.
• 7.

  Your Best Outfit

  We didn't have to start shaving our forehead until we hit 30. Getting old really blows, kids.
• 6.

  Hank's Phantom Limb Origin

  Testicular surgery is really more of a third date conversation.

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