• 10.
    They've actually stopped using the "GI Joe Banging a Clown" demonstration in the public schools. But that's why home schooling is so important.
  • 9.
    There is no Mary Lou Retton in this dojo.
  • 8.
    You should approach a mummy with caution the first time you go in to pet it.
  • 7.
    We didn't have to start shaving our forehead until we hit 30. Getting old really blows, kids.
  • 6.
    Testicular surgery is really more of a third date conversation.
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