• 9.
    A breakfast nook? Well, add another puzzling element to the impossible-to-understand engineering and structural layout of Titan Maximum.
  • 8.
    Club Douche, named after its male clientele, not after fresh vaginas.
  • 7.
    Sasha only had sex with a teacher once? Judging by her life post graduation we’re surprised she wasn’t valedictorian.
  • 6.
    If more women had Sasha's outlook, the world would probably be free of war, homicide, maybe even famine. But pestilence would probably get a boost.
  • 5.
    Sometimes the best acting takes place off the screen.
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